I’ll start with super rad meals that are I consider cheap:
Hummus with some sort of dipping thing:
A can of chickpea’s is 80c and that’s the main ingredient. Everything else is just stuff you have at home like lemon juice, garlic, paprika and cumin. And then I just have it with grainwaves or home brand corn chips which is max $2 a packet
Lentil pasta type thing:
So half a packet of pasta (50c), two cans of lentils (2 x 80c) and a can of pasta sauce ($2) will make you a smackkkkk load of amazingly healthy yummy pasta! And if you were richer you could add mushrooms and spinach and all those cool healthy things! And also if you want to make even bigger portion sizes and eat this shit for weeks on end you could freeze it and have it on toast (a loaf of bread is $1 at coles, is it not?) for weeeeeks.
2 cans of lentils (2 x 80c), pasta sauce ($2) and then mashed potato to put on top which is like hmm idk the prices but say 3 potatoes are ($3 max) and then just butter and a tiny bit of soy milk so that seems pretty cheap to me
Tomato on toast/buns:
I can never stop eating tomatoes even when I’m poor and I just bought 4 tomatoes for $2 and then 6 wholemeal buns for $2 and that will definitely make 6 tomato buns and if you are fancy again, add spinach and shit! Even add hummus to make it super fancy!
Please share with me your broke sassy girl recipes because I want to make a collection!
An eight pack of wraps is $2 from Aldi (everywhere else is really expensive for some reason??) and then you just fry up two cans of lentils, or one can of lentils and another can of beans of your choosing (i prefer red kidney beans, it just kinda looks mexican), a can of tomatos (like 59c from aldi), some garlic, tumeric and paprika (cumin and coriander too if you have it) and voila, just bake those suckers in the oven and you’ve got a delicious meal
Basically the same as before, but you pour the mix over crispy corn chips. Obviously its greater if you add spinach and carrots and other stuff, but you know! Oh, and don’t forget the chilli sauce!
Renee just gave me half a bag of peanuts. I love her.
Okay vegans try to self-righteous your way out of THIS little scenario if you’re so ethical. What if you were standing at the mouth of an active volcano, a cow was charging at you, in one hand you were holding a baby, in your other hand a piglet, behind you hanging from a tree is a live chicken tied to the end of a rope, and inside the volcano is a slowly lowering basket of puppies… WHAT do you do then dummies!?
OH THANKS A LOT, CENTRELINK!! You guys are the fucking best. I just love hearing that you are going to be giving me $50 less than the ridiculous amount you already give me as of the 1st of January. That makes me so happy, and you know why? Because the amount you currently give me doesn’t even cover my rent, so $50 less will make things so much better! Thank you!!
Damon and I did christmas presents early this year and it was the best gift giving experience ever
I got him a new computer chair and he got me a media centre pc and its great
I got the job
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”